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5 years 2 months ago #199562 by Morris
Sometimes Sayings. was created by Morris
This is to be my "Sayings, " not many of them my originals but pinched from all over. "Sometimes "because I though of posting on the same day each week but do not know whether I could stick to it.

If you don't like it, let me know and I will stop.

I do not need much input from others but a little would be OK.

If the thread gets hijacked too far away from my idea, I will let you run with it.

So here is the first one:-

"Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity"
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I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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5 years 2 months ago #199563 by Swishy
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In tell eye gents

me aint got nun of th@

can eye geta bag of th@ from EBay?

cya

OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

There's more WORTH in KENWORTH

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5 years 2 months ago #199564 by oliver1950
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Hindsight is an exact science

You can't have too many toys!

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5 years 2 months ago - 5 years 2 months ago #199565 by wouldyou
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From the enthusiastic manager of a small company.
"The hurrier I go the behinder I get"
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5 years 2 months ago #199566 by 180wannabe
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From a local shop keeper,

"You can tell some people, but you can't give them the brains to understand".......................
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5 years 2 months ago #199574 by Stretch
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A couple from my old dad
No sale till you've got the money
Doesn't matter if he is honest or dishonest. If he doesn't pay it makes the same noise in your pocket.
Promises don't pay the rent.
I used to complain about no shoes till I saw the man with no feet.

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5 years 2 months ago - 5 years 2 months ago #199582 by Southbound
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Promises don't pay the rent.


Yep,
You can't cash hard luck stories at the bank!

I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.
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5 years 1 month ago #199696 by overnite
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If it’s got t*ts or tyres it will cause you grief.
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5 years 1 month ago #199698 by Lang
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When you think how stupid the average person is, it is very depressing to realise that 50% of them are even worse!

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5 years 1 month ago #199706 by BillyP
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…….Think about this...…………
…...Are you indispensable…. can the place still run without you ...well....
To see how much you will be missed when you leave the situation...…...
judge it by the size of the hole that is left behind
when you pull your arm out of a bucket of water …………
……………………...Billy...………………..

I CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING & STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.........................

I used to be a truck driver,
but i am now not a truck driver ,
on a good day i can remember
that i used to be a truck driver.

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