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6 years 2 months ago #195316 by Swishy
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Sarge :-X
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LangMan

Really?

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6 years 2 months ago - 6 years 2 months ago #195317 by Lang
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Swishy

Take it as a poem without the music? As I said, not my style but for some reason she sold about a billion copies of this crap.

Here are some comments below her video:

How the hell did she become so famous?? I just don't get it. Her songs are something a kinder gardener could have written and her voice...well, let's just say its not much better than a dying cow. I'm sorry if I have offended anyone but this completely baffles me...


I crap better music than this by accident. The lyrics are not clever, the vocals suck, and if she is gonna write such crummy music, at least make it rhyme like Ke$ha does. GOSH I think I just lost brain cells from this crap! I wish my mommy and daddy could have had millions to make me famous, only I actually have talent.
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6 years 2 months ago #195318 by Lang
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This one is better.

People say "It's Friday!"
Self-employed people say "It's Friday?"

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6 years 2 months ago #195322 by Dave_64
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Bit harsh, prolly justified though!

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6 years 2 months ago #195330 by PDU
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Just for Swishy, seeing it's almost Monday . . .

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6 years 2 months ago #195332 by Zuffen
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And here's Tuesday's effort.



You have to get past the advert at the beginning.

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6 years 2 months ago #195469 by Swishy
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WotSezU?

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6 years 1 month ago #195642 by Skipjack
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Jeez, Swishy, if those little buggers know that now just think how smart they're gonna be when they're our age.

Mind how ya go,

Mark

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6 years 1 month ago #195645 by Lang
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"Don't fear the future and don't regret the past"

- Unless you decided to leave the condoms at home and your mistress has just rung your wife to say she is pregnant.

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6 years 1 month ago #195648 by Southbound
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Lang wrote: "Don't fear the future and don't regret the past"

- Unless you decided to leave the condoms at home and your mistress has just rung your wife to say she is pregnant.



Sh1t, you'd have two mother in laws Lang!
I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.

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