What's your worst/funniest/oddball FU or disaster?

Stu - WTF happened there?? They hook on a hydrant at speed?? Usually, events like that are easily explained, by the chain hanging off the rear axle ..

From blog.cleveland.com/sunmessenger/2011/04/...for_south_eucli.html

Reader Mike Hersh submitted this photo, showing what happens when a fire truck loses its rear set of tires while driving down a street. This South Euclid ladder truck was heading down Wrenford Road April 4 when it came to an unexpected, abrupt and uncontrolled stop. The U-bolts that hold the differential to the leaf springs snapped, causing the differential to roll out the back. Several tow trucks came to the scene. Those tow truck operators considered several options while trying to figure out how to hook up the truck and load the broken parts. It took about four hours to clear the road.

Hey Blokes , not all that funny an experience.
I did a crane job many years back when a bloke in a dynamite KW lost the spread pin and the back axles just rolled out the back and left him parked on the highway.
brakes came on and hoses clung grimly to the bogies or they would have not been parked so neatly behind the trailer.
Picked up the back end with the blitz and helped him drive the front end off the road to the gravel.
Good job he wasn`t heavy or the blitz would have needed a helper.

Things you see and don`t forget.

not so much a FU or a funny moment .. but last monday night heading down the hume to melbourne about 20 mins before holbrook ..the legs were shaking it was time to pull over for a quick pee ... anyway it was just after dark pulled into a truck rest area on top of a hill ..relieved myself and felt much much better ... anyway quickly filled my "15" minute break into the work diary and back on my way ..next thing this horrific smell is filling the cab and i mean a REALLY BAD smell ..anyway i forced myself to keep driving to holbrook with both windows down almost freezing to death , pull over and yep you guessed it some mongrel had dropped a nugget (at my last pee wee stop) and it was all over my left ugg boot, the floor of the truck,and of course the clutch pedal ..after a good 15 minutes cleaning everything the best i could i was on my way ... i wasnt a happy chappy for the next few hours !

not so much a FU or a funny moment .. but last monday night heading down the hume to melbourne about 20 mins before holbrook ..the legs were shaking it was time to pull over for a quick pee ... anyway it was just after dark pulled into a truck rest area on top of a hill ..relieved myself and felt much much better ... anyway quickly filled my "15" minute break into the work diary and back on my way ..next thing this horrific smell is filling the cab and i mean a REALLY BAD smell ..anyway i forced myself to keep driving to holbrook with both windows down almost freezing to death , pull over and yep you guessed it some mongrel had dropped a nugget (at my last pee wee stop) and it was all over my left ugg boot, the floor of the truck,and of course the clutch pedal ..after a good 15 minutes cleaning everything the best i could i was on my way ... i wasnt a happy chappy for the next few hours !

Not laughing at ya, just with ya

i can laugh about it now :'( ..but you dont want to know what was going through my mind at the time :-X one thing though the guy must of needed to see a vet to get checked the smell was that bad

not so much a FU or a funny moment .<snipped>.next thing this horrific smell is filling the cab and i mean a REALLY BAD smell .

This reminds me so much of an ex boss and a bloke who worked for him.
Driver and boss go to melbourne boss farting and stinking the cab out all the way--- big italian man he was and fart he could.
Laughing his tits of how funny it all was.

Anyway on the return the driver took another truck and boss took the original 1418 benz.
Unbe-known to him [boss] Driver had crapped in a shoe box and stuck it under the drivers seat on top of the battery.
To be a fly on the wall once everyone was back in the yard is an understatement especially when the driver revealed the box on the battery and the offending turds there in.

Digger

that is sad lol ... a mate told me back in the 80s he was doing interstate and there was a particular driver that no-one liked ..anyway he unstitched the guys pillow and dropped a nugget into the pillow and stapled the pillow backup ..anyway the truck goes on its normal interstate trip and the driver comes back complaining of a bad smell in the cab ..anyway the fleet mechanic (also in on it) "checks everything" and could find any problems ... then the truck with the same driver does its next run ..finally when the truck returns the driver has worked out what has happened and gets out of the cab sees the boss .... the boss calls up everyone and asked them "who has done the dirty deed" obviously no-one owned up to dropping a nugget in the guys pillow .. then the driver says a few nasty words in his broken english finishing with words to the effect im finished !! ... soon as he was gone ..the boss says to eveeryone ...good one guys i never really liked him much either !

Kenny - LOL! Good one! You blokes have just given me a good chuckle with all these turd stories.

This reminds me of a few years back, when we had the daughters cat as a permanent stayer. I installed a cat flap, and she was good as gold, no "accidents" in the house, and she always went outside to crap.
However, the little nieces came to visit, and Miss 4 yr old was fascinated with the cat flap, and played with it for an extended period.
Unbeknowns to us, she locked the cat flap with the little swivelling hooks that enable you to lock it from swinging.

The cat got stuck inside the house, busting for a crap during the night, and I couldn't hear it meowing and the missus ignored it. She dropped a ripper of a turd right under the centre support of the round kitchen table. We never twigged to it, even though we could smell something a bit "off". To make it even better, the Missus unknowingly stuck her shoe on it, then walked it around the house! :-[

Geezus!! Talk about STINK!!! Once we discovered the crap on the carpet, then on the floor, then under the table, we had to clean it all up!!
Then we found the cat flap locked, and the poor cat unable to get out! Needless to say we checked the flap every time the little nieces visited, after that episode!!

i dont know whats worse a cat or a truckies nugget ? :-X they both usually smell a bit "ripe"

Could belong to a politician,
Both the polly and the nugget would be on the "nose " at best lol.

Digger